25 August 2011
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5:34 PM
-Insert title here-
Shar
blingandcouture.blogspot.com
^warning: it's one depressing blog, so don't go there if you aren't prepared
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20 August 2011
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2:44 PM
Disney princesses?
Where did our childhoods go to? D:
Love,
Shar
blingandcouture.blogspot.com
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15 August 2011
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8:11 PM
1 Cup of tea
Funny Jokes
In the army...
A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself, as a man and joined the army.
“But, wait a minute,” said the listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won’t she?”
“Sure,” replied the man.
“Well, won’t they find out?”
“And who’s gonna tell?”
Flight museum...
At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels.
A guide at the top of the ramp points out the various controls and gauges in the cockpit and gives information about the aircraft’s capabilities to each visitor who gets in.
When my two-year-old son sat down in the plane, he seemed fascinated by all he saw and heard. Then, he looked out at us and said, “Gramma, could I have a quarter?”
Frying eggs...
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling…
“CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!”
The wife was very upset, “What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don’t know how to fry an egg?”
The husband calmly replied, “This is to show you what it feels like for me when I am driving and you sit next to me…”
For 25 cents...
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Murphy’s pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
“Was that all you wanted?” Murphy replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in me shoe!”
All these jokes are from http://jokediary.com/
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