Fuck, off.
LESSTHANTHREE.
twohthree eleven♥
13 June 2010 ,
9:44 AM



i like my carebears:)
bunny:)))

love,charys


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9:22 AM
no apparent reason

hello 1'3!!!!!
how's the holidays going? mine's not going that great due to the (stupidly tough)history pt. anyway, hope yours are better:) ;) :-) ;-) my gosh..don't you think that the holidays just fly by? *exasperated tone*exams are coming AGAIN.
aren't they cruel????????? i know this post is really sad..but still..at LEAST i'm posting. happy celine lin lin lin lin?haha
Kays love y'all,
charys xx
103<3


11 June 2010 ,
11:39 AM

YO 103~!

So how's life? and ur hols? and... ur dreaded history PT? xD the blog is UBER DEAD. so. random jokes...?

ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:

ON A HAIRDRYER:
*Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
*You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
*Directions: Use like regular soap.

FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:
*Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
*Fits one head.

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:
*Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
*Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
*Do not Iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
*Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
*Warning: May cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
*Warning: Keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
*For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
*Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
*Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
*Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
*Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

A group of Italians and a group of Poles heard that the telephone company was looking for people so they applied. The telephone company decided to give them a test before hiring Anyone so they sent the teams out to install telphone poles. At the end of the day they reported back on how they had done. The Italian team had installed 10 telephone poles and the Polish team one. The Italians were hired. The Polish team protested that the Italians had cheated because the Italians left most of the poles sticking out of the ground.

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough."Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said."I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back.""You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.Then, nodding to the young man, he said..."All right. Get in."!

random much.

~Mich <3