Hello 103! this is a list of remeberable quotes from today! and one from awhile ago.
"I'll try to remember your names within these 7 lessons so don't feel uncomfortable if i stare at your chest"
Mrs Willamme, Aesthetics teacher

"Mrs Teo! Mae wrote... wrote..."
"I wrote ' Ladies are prohibited from having sex and getting pregnant on the bar'"
Vivian, Mae to Mrs Teo, about rephrasing the problematic sign, 'Ladies are prohibited from having children in the bar'

"Which guy should i date? Both guys like me, so who should i choose? i told her why so stupid? Take both lah!"
Mrs Willamme, about girl she counseled once

"There are only 2 sane people in this class. The first one, of course, is me. The second one is Tian Yue. Becuase she doesn't want to have anything to do with the rest of you loonys."
Mr Tan Wee Lee, (very roughly) translated

"Do you girls know what is above you?" Ms Goh
"Fan..." Someone.
Whole class burst out laughing.
"You girls take things too literal!" Ms Goh
Ms Goh, random person, when she was explaining air pressure